Mr. Buffies is a monster that is composed of sand and a beach ball belly and has the waviest shades around. He is known as the Beach God as he spent years training to be one with the beach. His shaders sunblock out the haters. He is personally scary to me because he reminds me of when I got lost on the beach as a child.He goes around chillin' and condoning while people do bad things on a beach. His shades don't only block out the haters but the acts of hatred which is gift and curse.